Sunday, September 23, 2007
yea~! weekends finally here(gonna over in few hours time anyways :P)
next week going Charity Walk. then need to wake up so early(6.45 amreach school) D: i need my beauty sleep man~! anyway th sprots leaders need to wake earlier(i guess) i hope got time for us to go play th flying fox(is my spelling correct??) its really VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY fun. heex~! yesterday celebrated latern festival with my REAL family then we play with fire :D ha we are all dangerous people :)th fire super big then become my Mama think its too dangerous then ask us to stop burning leaves sticks etc. its really very fun. then when we coming out of th park that time my Mama kanna chase by dog :D hahahahahahahahahahahaha so funny lolx you should have like seen her expression :)
ok need to go watch taiwan dramas le .this time not weixiao pasta but is zhong ji yi jia(the X family) heex~! very funny also should go watch :D BYE~!
VERNICE :D
spoke at : 4:29 AM
Sunday, September 16, 2007
long time no post lerx :D so happy finally got time to post~!
ok i got another joke here. time to laugh in front of your computer screen (hahahahahahahaha)
its about this village master(??? is it called that way) he have a daughter that has some skin problem lah then th doctor say that she need to go to this particular river in th village to bathe then so th village master(???) told th whole village not to go to th forest where this river is or else he will kill that person. but there was three man,a malay man an indian man and a chinese man,that was not in th village at that time. then so dunnoe about this stuff lah.then on that day saw th daughter bathing. th village master super angry thn wanted to kill them. but because got people to witness that they not at home at that day where th village master announced th stuff rite so th village master said your can go pick any10 fruit that they want to put(actually squeeze or push or what ever) into th buttockhole(i know its a little sick lah but bear with it and look to th end) . but if th person smile or laugh then he will get killed.then th first person to come back is th indian man he pick 10 rambutans. and when th person put th first rambutan into his butt right, because of th hairs of th rambutan, he laughed.thn so he was killed and he rose to heaven D:(sad lah) thn th second is th chinese man he took 10 grapes and when th person squeeze( or whatever) the 9th grape,he laughed. he was also killed and also rose to heaven(even sadder) .
In heaven th indian man saw th chinese man thn he asked i thought i saw u putting th 9th grape already why you also come here?? thn suddenly th malay man appeared and th chinese man pointed at th malay man and said its all his fault lah he took 10 durians!!!!!!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha get th joke?? th malay man took 10 durians to squeeze(or whatever) into his butt.imagine th pain :D
ok go watch wei xiao pasta lerx! BB!!
VERNICE :D
spoke at : 9:15 PM
